How to tickle piano keys and grip bicycle handles. Trees.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? dryer.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: good and bad. we lately have been struggling to have sex because of my mom so we finally were have really really good sex but then my mom started coming in so we immediately jumped off each other and it was just stressful and i almost had a heart attack.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: i can’t think.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: moaning, neck kissing.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: in Alex’s house.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ there’s never really an awkward moment.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: i’m not sure.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: i have never experienced it. if i chose though, handcuffs?
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: tease me.
10: Top or bottom? both!
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] we were about to have sex but then my mom made dinner and we ate instead. cause food.
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? one’s fine. multiple, i guess, if we’re in the mood.
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: condoms, i guess.
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: we only ever call each other typical nicknames during sex.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I love how much the person loves it and how they show it by moaning and stuff. Also, a lot of girls don’t like giving oral sex to men but…i don’t know, i kind of like it. i obviously like when my significant other goes down on me.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: i don’t know!
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] not exactly, nah.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: not really. unless you to want to have babies.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? i haven’t had a sexy teacher.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: i honestly wouldn’t care. as long as it wasn’t too messy.
21: How big is too big: i don’t know.
22: One sexual thing you would never do: i’d try anything tbh
23: Biggest turn on: moaning, kissing inside my thighs, teasing.
24: Three spots that drive you insane: inner thighs, hip bones, chest.
25: Worst possible time to get horny: school.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: god, yes. wow.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: idk.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: idk.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: i can’t remember right nooow.
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: lol what.
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: maybe not?
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” "touch" me or go down on me.
33: What your favorite part of your body: i honestly am happy with my chest. and my eyes.
34: Favorite foreplay activities: teasing, touching…
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] love>sex?
36: What do you wear to bed? just pajama pants and a big tshirt.
37: When was the first time you masturbated: like, two years ago. maybe three.
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? not on my phone/camera or anything.
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? like, last year.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? no.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? nothing random.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? no no no.
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? sure.
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? electric feel by MGMT, i guess. lol.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity? ugh, i have no idea. so many.
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? no. for some reason, it makes me feel guilty if i do??
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? four days old?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? i doubt it. i’ve only sent them to one person whom i trust deeply.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? i’m not sure.
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) i do. they’re faint though. i feel fine about them. they’re normal so i don’t pay attention to them.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) so much. i love the way my lover moans and shake. i kind of think it’s fun.
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? pretty good.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? i have and it makes me happy.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? not really though i know there’s some that would be pretty gross to use.
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? nope.
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nah.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? sure.
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes. i’d probably cry. and leave.
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? prostitute.
62: Do you watch porn? no.
63: How small is too small? idk.
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? no.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Alexander. Each one means everything.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? yes.
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? no.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? i would not.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? no.
70: Booty or Boobs? boobs.
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? lol no.
72: Have you ever been on an official date? i have.
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no, i would never.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? i don’t know!
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) no. and probably not. that’s scary, man.
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? i mean, i wouldn’t be too delighted but, whatever.
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? i was a little freaked out.
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? i would have sex to be honest. i want to know what it’s like lol idk